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C = }>;{))
Last month this newspaper described some of the purported hazards of
working with computers -- electro-magnetic radiation, strained limbs,
strained eyes. We neglected to mention crooked heads. That is what you
get from trying to read the expressions of a new hieroglyphic language
that computer addicts have invented to enliven messages.
Like prehistoric cave dwellers, the devotees of electronic
bulletin-boards and "e-mail" have struggled to find a new way to
express themselves. Wall painting would not work. Words, it seems, are
not enough. Inarticulate sounds cannot be displayed on screens. To
make their messages feel more like personal contact, they have hit on
using the punctuation marks on an ordinaty keyboard in order to pull
faces at each other. To read these signs, you have to put your head on
your left shoulder.
The basic unit is:
:-)
the "smiley", a standard smiling face. In context, this can mean "I'm
happy to hear from you", or other pleasantries. The smiley can also
wink:
;-)
or frown:
:-(
among other things. The language can express many things about the
user's appearance:
8-) :-{) 8:-) :-)-8 :-Q @:-)
These signs mean, respectively, that the user wears sunglasses, has a
moustache, is a little girl, is a big girl, smokes, wears a turban.
The smiley can also indicate some subtleties of mood and response:
:-D :-/ :-e :-7 :-X
These mean that he is laughing, is sceptical, is disappointed, is wry,
is keeping his lips sealed.
Many of the signs (perhaps the majority in use on America's biggest
computer networks) are simply absurd fun, verging on the
unintelligible:
:-F *:o) +-:-) @=
The user is a buck-toothed vampire with one tooth missing, is a clown,
holds religious office, is pro-nuclear. The hieroglyph of our title
means that the user is a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a moustache and a double chin. Now you know what electronic
mail is used for.
=*=
Subject: Here's a smile directory - Hope it lightens you day.
The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
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:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smilie
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk
[:] User is a robot
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
::-) User wears normal glasses
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-) User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7 User juust made a wry statement
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)~ User drools
:-~) User has a cold
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@ User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-& User is tongue tied.
=:-) User is a hosehead
-:-) User is a punk rocker
-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=) User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-) Same thing...other side
|-I User is asleep
|-O User is yawning/snoring
:-Q User is a smoker
:-? User smokes a pipe
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o Uh oh!
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
3:] Pet smilie
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
%-6 User is braindead
[:-) User is wearing a walkman
(:I User is an egghead
<:-I User is a dunce
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-) User is wearing a turban
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-) User only has one eye
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
X-( User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:) Midget smilie
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
):-) "
):-( unsmiley big-face
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-) smiley priest
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e disappointed smiley
:-t cross smiley
:-i semi-smiley
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j left smiling smilely
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l y. a. s.
:-: mutant smiley
:-\ undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-> y.a.s.
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
.-] one-eyed smilely
,-} wry and winking
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:< midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
:-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame
|-) hee hee O |-) net.religion
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards
:-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide
:-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio
:-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek
:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
|-P yuk
:-} beard
:-{ mustache
:-# braces
:-X bow tie
:-Q smoker
<:I dunce
(:I egghead
@:I turban
8-) glasses
B-) horn-rims
8:-) glasses on forehead
:-8( condescending stare
;-) wink
:-< mad
Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-|
Male :- Female >-
Birth |-O Death 8-#
Infinity 8
Hey, have fun with these.
[compiled by Kevin Johnson]
and of course, my personal favorite (mainly because I designed it)
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The world's biggest smiley (sort of)
Make sure to use these little pals frequently, I get .02 cents royalty on each
one ;-> (see there's another .02!)
witzelsucht (vit'sel-zoocht) [Ger.]
"A mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by
the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at
which the patient himself is intensely amused."
This isn't me!! Honest, guys, this isn't me!!
Donald "Dice Freak" Daybell daybell@aludra.usc.edu
[Navigator: Message deleted after reading]
Dr Ronnie Lee (ronniele@solomon.technet.sg) wrote:
: lchau@marcie.wellesley.edu wrote:
: : does anyone have a list of these things? some guy told me he did and would
: : email them to me, but never did. if you have this list, i'd like a copy
: : emailed to me. thanks. :)
: Please send it to the group. I like to have it too.
: ronnie
: NSTB
: Singapore
Here goes.
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smiley.faces
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:-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article
means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-> normal smiling face with deformed lips, same as above except
person who submitted it has problems with their lips
:-{) normal smiling face with a moustache, same as #1 except
submitter has moustache
:-} normal smiling face with pretty lips, same as #1 except
person that submitted it is wearing lipstick or some other
lip appearance improving device
:-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'
;-) smiling face gets his lights punched out (could be pirate
smiling face??), submitter is a practical joker who played
one too many and got beat up
;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out, says nothing
but still gets beat up
;-( sad face gets his lights punched out, sad or mad and got
beat up, or 'that makes me so mad that if I ever
see you I'll punch your lights out'
:-\ popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
;-\ popeye gets his lights punched out
:-] biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended,
since we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-[ biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated
before or while reading netnews
:~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
[:|] submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
:>) submitter has a big nose
:<| submitter attends an Ivy League school
:%)% submitter has acne
=:-) submitter is a hosehead
:-(*) submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and
is about to vomit
:-)8 submitter is well dressed
8:-) submitter is a little girl
:-)-{8 submitter is a big girl
%-) submitter is cross-eyed
#-) submitter partied all night
:-* submitter just ate a sour pickle
-:-) submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
(:)-) submitter likes to scuba dive
:-'| submitter has a cold
:-)' submitter tends to drool
':-) submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows
this morning
(-: submitter is Don Ellis from Tektronix
8:] normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla
%-^ submitter is Picasso
(-: submitter is left-handed
0-) submitter is an arc-welder
*:o) submitter is a Bozo
8-) submitter wears glasses
*<|:-) submitter is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
o-) submitter is a cyclops
%-) submitter with long bangs
(-) submitter needing a haircut
0-) submitter wearing scuba mask
@-) person submitting is Cyclops
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
%-) person submitting has been staring
at the terminal for 36 hours
B-| person submitting is wearing cheap sunglasses
P-) person submitting is getting fresh
:^( submitter has had his nose put out of joint. Useful for
replying to flames.
|-) Submitter is asleep (boredom)
-) Submitter has one eye
'-) Submitter only has a left eye, which is closed
:=) Submitter has two noses
:-D Submitter talks too much
:-o Submitter is shocked
:-{~ submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles
previous to lunch
:-% Respondent has beard.
:-@ Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-# Respondent's lips are sealed.
+-(:-) Submitter is the pope
:-% Respondent has beard.
:-@ Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-# Respondent's lips are sealed.
::-) respondent wears glasses
:-} respondent wears lipstick
[:-) Submitter is listening to walkman thingy.
{(:-) Submitter is wearing toupee.
}(:-( Submitter, wearing toupee in wind.
<|-)= Submitter is chinese. (sorry bout that)
<|-(= Submitter is chinese and doesn't like this article.
:-( Submitter has read too many 'smiley' articles.
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| RIP |
|_____| Submitter has recently died
---- and one posted last summer ... (some duplication sorry ...)
>From:
:-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame
|-) hee hee O |-) net.religion
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards
:-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide
:-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio
:-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek
:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets
|-P yuk
:-} beard
:-{ mustache
:-# braces
:-X bow tie
:-Q smoker
<:I dunce
(:I egghead
@:I turban
8-) glasses
B-) horn-rims
8:-) glasses on forehead
:-8( condescending stare
;-) wink
>:-< mad
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1 smiley bland face
:-! "
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% smiley banker
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-9 smiley licking it's lips
:-0 smiley orator
:-( un-smiley
:-) smiley standard
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
):-) "
):-( unsmiley big-face
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-#} smiley punk with a mustache....
+:-) smiley priest
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e disappointed smiley
:-t cross smiley
:-i semi-smiley
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-] smiley blockhead
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-} ditto
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-) above in an updraft
:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j left smiling smilely
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l y. a. s.
:-: mutant smiley
:-\ undecided smiley
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-) winking smiley
:-< real sad smiley
:-> y.a.s.
:-z y.a.c.s.
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c bummed out smiley
:-v talking head smiley
:v) left-pointing nose smiley
:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-? smilely smoking a pipe
-] one-eyed smilely
,-} wry and winking
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose
:< midget unsmiley
:> midget smiley
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
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Ali Najafi
email: a.najafi@ieee.org
In article <1993Nov2.023540.6801@cs.wisc.edu> writes:
> My smiley program (containing the largest and most comprehensive
> collection of smileys ever posted) was most recently posted in
> comp.sources.misc, volume 23. See your nearby comp.sources.misc
> archive site to obtain it.
>
> Or, get my smiley book, published by O'Reilly & Associates.
> (The book is called "Smileys", ISBN 1-56592-041-4.) If you
> can't find it in a local bookstore, send Email to order@ora.com
> for information on how to order it.
>
> Or, to get the smiley list via gopher,
>
> * Type 'telnet gopher.ora.com" and login with user-name "gopher" (no
> password). [If you have gopher client software, enter "gopher
> gopher.ora.com".]
>
> * Select Item 1, "News Flash!" at the main menu. You will be able to
> access the complete list of smileys published in the book.
>
> The comp.sources.misc index line:
>
> v23i102 smiley/part01 smiley - smiley server, version 4,
Part01/01
>
> Here are a few anonymous FTP sites and paths:
>
> wuarchive.wustl.edu:
> usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z
> ftp.uu.net:
> usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z
>
> Ask your system administrator if you don't know about gopher or
> anonymous FTP.
>
> If you can't use anonymous FTP directly, Email the line "help" to
> "ftpmail@decwrl.dec.com" for instructions on retrieving things via
> email.
>
> DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)
>
> "The Noah Webster of smileys is David Sanderson"
> - The Wall Street Journal, 15 Sep 1992
I went into the gopher.ora.com and retrieved the smiley file. I have
decided to post it up here for those who are confused on the telnet
instructions.
The list of smileys in this file is more comprehensive than I have seen
anywhere else, largely because it is a superset of all the smiley lists
I have ever seen posted on the net. I have lost some of the original
attributions; the articles whose headers I have retained are these:
Message-ID: <76@icus.UUCP>
Message-ID: <1990Sep11.102411.8537@diku.dk>
Message-ID: <39917@cci632.UUCP>
Message-ID: <1990Sep14.122955.558@diku.dk>
Message-ID: <9366@uhccux.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu>
Message-ID: <2005@unsvax.NEVADA.EDU>
Message-ID: <1991Mar18.212208.27911@odin.corp.sgi.com>
From: csh068@uk.ac.cov.cck (Smiley)
Message-ID: <$V5&&|$@cck.cov.ac.uk>
Date: 17 Apr 91 08:45:26 GMT
From: raymond@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz (cantva)
Message-ID: <1991May18.150401.771@csc.canterbury.ac.nz>
Date: 18 May 91 03:03:59 GMT
In the interest of completeness and to the best of my knowledge (I
started this collection several years ago) I have not "censored" the
smileys, so there may be smileys you find offensive. I certainly find
some of them offensive!
David W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)
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-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in
room
[entropy@fluke.UUCP]
!-( black eye
!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth."
[The Grey Wolf]
!.'v (profile) flat top
!|:-( ) being brained by a baseball bat [David J. Rood]
#(,'%/) slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair
[David J. Rood]
#-) partied all night
#:-) "Everything you know is wrong" [RICHH]
#:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine [Richard Treitel,
#:-) smiley done by someone with matted hair [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o "Jesus built my hotrod" [RICHH]
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [Lynn Gold, figmo@lll-crg]
#:-o smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+= Betty Boop
$$ for academic jobs [Richard Treitel,
$$$ for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel,
$$$$ for people starting up their own company [Richard Treitel,
$-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-) won big at Las Vegas
$-) won the lottery
$-) yuppie
% for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose) [Richard Treitel,
%') after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-( hung over
%*} very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{ lost a fight
%-( confusion [Bob Peirce]
%-(I) laughing out loud
%-) Elephant man
%-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-) broken glasses
%-) cross-eyed
%-) drunk with laughter
%-) long bangs
%-6 braindead
%- drunk with laughter
%-\ hungover
%-^ Picasso
%-{ sad variation
%-| been working all night
%-} humor variation
%-~ Picasso
%\v Picasso
&-| tearful
&.(.. crying
&:-) curly hair
'-) one eyed man
'-) only has a left eye, which is closed
'-) wink
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-) one eyebrow
'~;E unspecified 4-legged critter
( unhappy Cheshire cat [David J. Rood]
( o ) ( o ) hooters
(!) reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football [David J. Rood]
($) speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC [David J. Rood]
() reference to football [David J. Rood]
(,'%/) slept too long on one side [David J. Rood]
(-) needing a haircut
(-) needs a haircut
(-.-) Zzz... sleeping [Kei Okano]
(-: Australian
(-: Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-: left-handed
(-::-) Siamese twins
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
(-E: wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-) secret smile
(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(.)(.) big boobs, little nipples [David Gundlach]
(00) mooning you
(8-) wears glasses
(8-o Mr. Bill
(8-{)} glasses, moustache and a beard
(: (=| wearing a ghost costume
(:)-) likes to scuba dive
(:)-) scuba diving
(:+) big nose
(:- unsmiley frowning
(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-# said something he shouldn't have
(:-$ ill
(:-$ ill-informed about the Renaissance [RICHH]
(:-& Rosicrucian [RICHH]
(:-& angry
(:-( Sting [RICHH]
(:-( frowning
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) "I never sang for my grandfather" [RICHH]
(:-) big-face
(:-) no hair
(:-) smiley big-face
(:-) surprised
(:-) wearing bicycle helmet
(:-* kissing
(:-... heart-broken
(:-D blabber mouth
(:-I egghead
(:-\ VERY sad
(:-{~ bearded
(:-|K- formally attired
(:<) Rastafari [RICHH]
(:<) blabber mouth
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(:>-< thief: hands up!
(:I egghead
(:^( Jack Nicholson in Chinatown [RICHH]
(:^( broken nose
(@ @) You're kidding!
(H f Robocop in a hydraulic press [David J. Rood]
(O--< fishy
(V)=| pacman champion
(X0||) double hamburger with lettuce and tomato [David J. Rood]
([( Robocop
(^^)y-~~~ smoking [Kei Okano]
(o)(o) big boobs, big nipples [David Gundlach]
(x) reference to Vanderbilt football [David J. Rood]
(|-| F Robocop [David J. Rood]
(}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave
Straker]
) Cheshire cat
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
):-( unsmiley big-face
):-) smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic
** for winter sports generally [Richard Treitel,
**-( too many shocks [David J. Rood]
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-) shot dead
*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) [James Cameron]
*:* fuzzy
*:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o) Bozo the Clown
*<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X party outfit with hat and bow-tie [Andrew Williams]
*<:-) Santa Claus
*<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-)) Santa Claus
*L* blotto
*| for oh what a beautiful sunset [Richard Treitel,
+-(:-) Religious leader
+-(:-) the Pope
+-:-) priest
+:-) priest
+:-) smiley priest
+<.'v (profile) knight
+<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..." [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
+<:-| monk/nun
+<||-) knight
+O:-) the Pope
,-) one eye ... and winking
,-) other eyed man
,-} wry and winking
,.'v (profile) has short hair
,:-) David Ogden Stiers' toupee [David J. Rood]
,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
- Helen Keller
- @= messages about nuclear war
- -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-) punk rocker (alternate version)
-) Jose Feliciano
---... SOS (variant)
---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/- stirring up trouble [James Blustein]
-:) has mohawk [soania@ac.dal.ca]
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-) has mohawk
-:-) punk rocker
-= a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-) wizard
->- for airline tickets going cheap [Richard Treitel,
->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead [Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer]
'! (profile) grim
'" (profile) pursing lips
'J (profile) smiling
'P (profile) sticking tongue out
'T (profile) keeping a straight face
'U (profile) yawning
'V (profile) shouting
'Y (profile) whistling
'\ (profile) frowning
'r (profile) sticking tongue out
'v (profile) talking
'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue
-( always should wear safety glasses [Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke]
-) Sammy Davis, Jr.
-) one eye
-] one eye
..---... ABBA fan [RICHH]
..---... SOS
....( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life [David J.
Rood]
\/ duck variation
^v (profile) pointy nose
_) suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten
minutes now)
_) suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~ hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee [James Revell]
/:-| Mr. Spock
/;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax]
/\ for camping and backpacking [Richard Treitel,
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
0-) Cyclops
0-) arc-welder
0-) scuba diver
0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-) angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B "Forty Seconal should suffice" [RICHH]
2B|^2B message about Shakespeare
3 :-) Bart Simpson [Liron Lightwood]
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o cow
3:[ mean pet smiley
3:] pet smiley
3:o[ net.pets
4:-) George Washington
5:-) Elvis Presley
6\/) elephant
7:) Ronald Reagan
7:-) Fred Flintstone
7:^] Ronald Reagan
8 infinity
8 :-) wizard
8 :-I net.unix-wizards
8(:-) Mousketeer
8(:-) Walt Disney
8) frog
8*) glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
8-# death
8-) "I was the second gunman" [RICHH]
8-) excited
8-) glasses
8-) sunglasses
8-) swimmer
8-) wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-* just ate a hot pepper
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
8-O took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O --* just before doubling over with pain [David Gundlach]
8-P reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee [The Grey Wolf]
8-S sees all evil [David J. Rood]
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-o Mr. Bill
8-| eyes wide with surprise
8-| suspense
8:) pig [The Grey Wolf]
8:-) glasses on forehead
8:-) little girl
8:] gorilla
8=:-) Galloping Gourmet
8=:-) chef
8===> dickhead
8P bullfrog in mating season
8^ chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8_) don't get your nose out of joint [Andrew Williams]
8b bullfrog in mating season
: ) leper
:###) Jimmy Durante
:$) Donald Trump
:%) an accountant
:%)% has acne
:'( crying [Bob Peirce]
:'-( crying
:'-) crying with happiness
:'O Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord]
:'} Richard Nixon [Charles J. Lord]
:( frowning [Bob Peirce]
:( sad
:(=) Jimmy Carter [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:) Cheshire cat smile
:) happy
:) midget smiley
:) salamander
:* kisses
:*) Ed McMahon
:*) drunk
:*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before
or while reading netnews
:*) everyman
:*) smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
:+( punched nose, hurt
:+) Carl Friedrich Gauss
:,( crying
:- male
:- prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, jeffw@midas.UUCP]
:-! bland face
:-! smiley bland face
:-" heavy smoker
:-" pursing lips
:-# braces
:-# mouth zipped
:-# my lips are sealed
:-# punched in the mouth
:-#| bushy mustache
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ "These braces sure do hurt!" [David J. Rood]
:-$ mouth wired shut
:-$ sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!) [David J. Rood]
:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-$ uncertainty
:-% banker
:-% bearded
:-% smiley banker
:-% talking out of both sides of mouth
:-& tongue-tied
:-' smoker
:-'| has a cold
:-( "I will start with those you love most" [RICHH]
:-( Drama
:-( boo hoo
:-( frowning
:-( has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-( mad
:-( sad
:-( sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-( un-smiley
:-( 8==o can't get it up [Crunchy Frog]
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
:-( :- impotent (or let down) [David Gundlach]
:-( ) You stepped on my toe
:-( : - small-breasted female [Crunchy Frog]
:-( :-( :-( :-! Taylor Caldwell [David J. Rood]
:-() I stubbed my toe
:-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0) yelling
:-(=) big teeth
:-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."
[David J. Rood]
:-(O) yelling
:-) "We are all, each of us, alone" [RICHH]
:-) Comedy
:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
:-) ha ha
:-) happy
:-) humorous
:-) smiley standard
:-) smiling
:-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means
'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-) , outie belly button
:-) . innie belly button
:-) 8 Dolly Parton
:-) < slut
:-) < ... :-) < ... :-) < ... nymphomaniac
:-) > celibate
:-) -8 blue balls [David Gundlach]
:-) -: smiley with an erection [David Gundlach]
:-) -^-: in need of some corrective surgery [David Gundlach]
:-) :-... taking a leak [David Gundlach]
:-) )-: masking theatrical comments
:-) *=====8 Long Dong Silver [Richard Myint]
:-) --- John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-) 8 - female [David Gundlach]
:-) :-( :-| :-? Edgar Cayce [David J. Rood]
:-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
:-) :-) :-) :-) Shirley MacLaine [David J. Rood]
:-)!!! Sam Kinnison
:-)' drooling
:-)) double chin
:-))) William Conrad
:-))) very overweight
:-)* speaks Esperanto [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:-)-- 98-pound weakling
:-)-8 big girl
:-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8 big girl
:-)-}8 big girl
:-)8 man with bowtie
:-)8 well dressed
:-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X wearing a bowtie
:-)} has goatee/beard
:-)~ drooling
:-* Oops!
:-* Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
:-* after eating something bitter or sour
:-, "Hmmmm."
:-, smirking
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) big liar
:-.) Madonna [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
:-.) Marilyn Monroe [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-/ skeptical
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0 orator
:-0 smiley orator
:-0 user can't find shift key
:-0==8 oral sex [Crunchy Frog]
:-1 bland face
:-1 smiley bland face
:-6 after eating something sour
:-6 smiley after eating something sour
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
:-7 smokes a pipe
:-7 talking out of side of mouth
:-7 wry face
:-8 talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8( condescending stare
:-9 licking its lips
:-9 smiley licking it's lips
:-: mutant
:-: mutant smiley
:-: toothless
:-< frowning
:-< moustache
:-< real sad
:-< real sad smiley
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:-> biting sarcastic face
:-> deformed lips
:-> happy
:-> hey hey
:-> yet another smiley
:->X==| smiley formalware [Peter da Silva]
:-? smiley smoking a pipe
:-? smoking a pipe
:-? tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
:-@ "I swear"
:-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@ extremely angry
:-@ screaming
:-@ smiley face screaming
:-@ swearing
:-B drooling
:-C just totally unbelieving
:-C really bummed out
:-D "I am wearing garters" [RICHH]
:-D big smile
:-D laughing (at you!)
:-D said with a smile
:-D talking too much
:-D wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E bucktoothed vampire
:-E has major dental problems
:-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G- smoking cigarettes
:-I hmm
:-I indifferent
:-I thinking
:-J tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M speaking no evil
:-O Mr. Bill
:-O Wow!
:-O birth
:-O ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O uh oh
:-O yelling [Bob Peirce]
:-O>-o smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons" [RICHH]
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-P has a secret to tell you
:-P nyah nyah
:-P sticking out tongue
:-P telling secrets
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q smoker
:-Q~ smoking
:-R has the flu
:-S just made an incoherent statement
:-T keeping a straight face
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V shouting
:-W speak with forked tongue
:-X A big wet kiss!
:-X bow tie
:-X my lips are sealed
:-Y a quiet aside
:-[ biting criticism
:-[ biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-[ blockhead
:-[ pouting
:-[ sarcastic
:-[ un-smiley blockhead
:-[ vampire
:-\ Popeye
:-\ undecided smiley
:-\ 8o after a cold shower [David Gundlach]
:-] biting sarcasm
:-] biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended,
since we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-] blockhead
:-] sarcastic
:-] smiley blockhead
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-` spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
[RICHH]
:-b left-pointing tongue
:-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest
[Bill Shirley]
:-c bummed out
:-c real unhappy
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~ smokes heavily
:-e disappointed
:-f sticking tongue out
:-i semi-smiley
:-j left smiling smiley
:-k beats me, looks like something, though
:-l yet another smiley
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-o "Oh, the humanity!" [RICHH]
:-o Mr. Bill
:-o Uh oh!
:-o Wow!
:-o shocked
:-o singing national anthem
:-o smiley singing national anthem
:-o surprise
:-o yawn
:-o ^^^^: after zipping up fly too fast [David Gundlach]
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~ smokes heavily
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-q trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r sticking tongue out
:-s after a BIZARRE comment
:-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t cross smiley
:-v speaking
:-v talking head smiley
:-w speak with forked tongue
:-x "my lips are sealed"
:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x kiss kiss
:-x not telling any secrets
:-y said with a smile
:-z y.a.s.
:-z yet another cross smiley
:-{ mustache
:-{ smiley variation on a theme
:-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat [David Gundlach]
:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces
:-{) moustache
:-{) normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} heavy lipstick
:-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-| "have an ordinary day"
:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
:-| grim
:-| no expression
:-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| 8( )- pregnant female [David Gundlach]
:-| :-| deja' vu [David J. Rood]
:-|| angry
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-} beard
:-} fiendish grin [James Blustein]
:-} lipstick
:-} normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-} pretty lips
:-} wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-} -oo-: taking matters into hand [David Gundlach]
:-~) has a cold
:/) not funny
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i no smoking
:0 blowjob [David Gundlach]
:3-< dog
:8) pig
::-) wears glasses
::=)) double vision or needs new shocks [David J. Rood]
:< midget unsmiley
:< what pretences!
:<() African tribesman
:<) from an Ivy League School
:<)= for those with beards too
:<= walrus
:<| attends an Ivy League school
:= | Baboon
:= | baboon
:=) has two noses
:=8) baboon
:> hmm, let me think...
:> midget smiley
:>) big nose
:?) philosopher
:@ what?
:@) pig
:C what?
:D laughter
:I Hmmm, not funny!
:O blowjob [David Gundlach]
:O yelling
:P sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:Q smoking [Bob Peirce]
:Q what?
:Q) John Q. Public
:Ui smoking
:Uj smoking (and smiling)
:V woodpecker
:V) woodpecker
:X lips are sealed [Bob Peirce]
:X) hearing no evil
:[ real downer
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^( has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^) 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose [The Grey Wolf]
:^) broken nose
:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D "Great! I like it!"
:^{ for those with moustaches
:^{)> moustache and beard
:_) after a fight where his nose was smashed in [Brian C. White]
:_) nose sliding off face
:b sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:c) big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:c< big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:d stick out your tongue [Andrew R. Millen]
:n) funny-looking right nose
:o) Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy) [Tara Lin Dahlkemper]
:q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"
[Mark Baranowski, markb@giga.slc.unisys.com]
:u) funny-looking left nose
:v) left-pointing broken nose
:v) left-pointing nose
:{ oh boy, the headmaster!...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:~( nose put out of joint
:~) Peter Ubberoth
:~) needs a nosejob
:~) pointy nose (righty)
:~) smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~) ugly nose
:~-( crying
:~-) so happy, s/he is crying
:~/ really mixed up
; Cheshire cat with gingivitis [David J. Rood]
;( crying
;) winking [Bob Peirce]
;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights
out'
;-( beaten up
;-( crying
;-( sad face gets his lights punched out
;-( sad or mad and got beat up
;-) "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks" [RICHH]
;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-) beaten up
;-) could be pirate smiling face??
;-) crying with happiness
;-) getting fresh
;-) sardonic incredulity
;-) smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-) winking
;-) ===8 circumcised [David Gundlach]
;-) o===8 braggart [David Gundlach]
;-) o=====8 braggart with erection [Crunchy Frog]
;-? wry tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
;-D a friendly, winking, laughing smile [pardo@cs.washington.edu]
;-\ Popeye beaten up
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-| beaten up but silent
;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-| says nothing but still gets beat up
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
;:-) really bad toupee [David J. Rood]
;^? punched out
<&&> message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-( disappointed
<:-( dunce
<:-) Vietnamese peasant
<:-) dumb questions
<:-)<<| in a space rocket
<:-I dunce
<:-O Eeek!
<:>== a turkey emoticon
<:I dunce
<<<<(:-) hat salesman
<= for messages about housing in the Snow Belt [Richard Treitel,
<@:{(>X mustached chinese man with a toupee (also sporting a goatee and
a bowtie) [Andrew R. Millen]
a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself [John Hughes]
=:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
=:-#} smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-( smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-) hosehead
=:-) punk rocker
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-H football player
==#== railroad crossings [Kenneth P. Brooks,
===:[OO']>:=== has been railroaded
=====:} snake
=^) [Axl]
=t== Mexican run over by train
=|:-) Abe Lincoln
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
>%) Wile E. Coyote [David J. Rood]
>- female
>-< absolutely livid!!
>-> china man
>-^);> fish
>8o!... Bugs Bunny with carrot [David J. Rood]
>:) a little devil
>:*) Bozo the Clown
>:-( mad, annoyed
>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-( 8 *>- for disparaging opinions on feminists [Phil Barth,
>:-) devil [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-< mad
>:-> devilish
>:-I net.startrek
>:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-) devilish wink [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>;-> winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< >< about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O-> General Custer
>>>>>:============ an asparagus [David J. Rood]
>>>>>>:=======------ an asparagus [David J. Rood]
>[I Television
>w nose-thumbing gesture [jeffw@midas.UUCP]
>|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." [Craig P McLaughlin]
>|-> Chinese
?-( about people with a black eye
?-( has black eye
?:) single curl of hair [James Blustein]
@%&$%& N.W.A. fan [RICHH]
@%&$%& You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means...
@-( "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!" [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
@-) Cyclops
@-) Space... The Final Frontier [David J. Rood]
@-) seeing stars [soania@ac.dal.ca]
@.'v (profile) has curly hair
@:-) Indian (East)
@:-) wavy hair
@:-) wearing a turban
@:I turban
@= "Kafka was a momma's boy" [RICHH]
@= flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud)
[figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
@= pro-nuclear war
@>--->---- a rose
@O=E<= woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater [DJ Delorie]
@l@ too many hours at terminal
B) frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy
countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-) "Holy trichinosis!" [RICHH]
B-) "I pray daily for death" [RICHH]
B-) "Let's do the beach, man!" [The Grey Wolf]
B-) Batman
B-) glasses
B-) horn-rimmed glasses
B-) horn-rims
B-) sunglasses
B-)-[< sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-| cheap sunglasses
B:-) sunglasses on head
B^) hornrimmed glasses
C:# football player
C:-) large brain capacity
C=:-) Galloping Gourmet
C=:-) chef [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*) devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
[ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
E-:-) ham radio operator
E-:-I net.ham-radio
EK( Frankenstien
Honk! oo---oo-Bo semi-truck moving right [Michael Cook]
Ic:() pygmy with bone in hair [Andrew R. Millen]
K:P a little kid with a propeller beanie
K;)B seductive woman with bow in her hair [Andrew R. Millen]
L:-) just graduated
M-) sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M.^.M nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter [David J. Rood]
M:-) saluting
O 8-) the angelic halo look [Andrew Williams]
O :-) an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-) net.religion
O+ appropriate for women's messages, surely? [Richard Treitel,
O-&-< doing nothing
O-(==< chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-) Megaton Man, on patrol! [Matthew P. Wiener,
weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU]
O-) cyclops
O-) scuba diver
O-G-< pointing to self
O-S-< in a hurry
O-Z-< in a big hurry
O:-) acting very innocent (halo)
O:-) with halo
O>-<|= of interest to women
OO headlights on msg
P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-) getting fresh
Q:-) new graduate
R-) broken glasses
XX-( just died
XX-( net.suicide
[8-{) bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker]
[:-) listening to walkman
[:-) wearing a walkman
[:-] square head
[:] robot
[:|] robot (or other AI project)
[= for messages about housing in Arizona [Richard Treitel,
[] hugs
\.^./ lotus position, seen from above [David J. Rood]
\/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-) french hat
\:^) gumby smiley
\o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-) The Devil
]:-> The Devil
^(^ happy variation
^)^ ^(^ two people talking
^L^ happy
^v^v^ mountains [Kenneth P. Brooks,
_:^) American Indian
_\\// Vulcan salute
__! enough for now [David J. Rood]
__. properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__.^.__ spread-eagled [David J. Rood]
__/~`-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__ cat
_______ Wile E. Coyote under rock [David J. Rood]
_______ a He-Ne laser line [David J. Rood]
_______ student EEG on Saturday night [David J. Rood]
`-_-' Have you hugged your wolf today? [Peter da Silva]
`:-) shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
`^J smiley [Carl Pettypiece]
d :-o hats off to your great idea
d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-) baseball player
g-) wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-) Cyclops
o-<:-{{{ santa [rayan@utai.uucp]
o/ raised hand
o= a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|= of interest only to women
o>8<|= messages about interesting women
oF-oo---oo semi-truck moving left [Michael Cook]
oO:-)*** Santa Claus [Ann Finley]
oo "It's cold out" [RICHH]
oo somebody's head-lights are on
oo- puzzled, confused
ouch... O>--< dead driver/passenger on pavement [Michael Cook]
pp# cow
pq`#' bull
q:-) wearing baseball cap backwards
r:-) wearing ponytail [guru]
y:-) bad toupee [David J. Rood]
{ Alfred Hitchcock
{ a psycho [RICHH]
{ :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) [Liron Lightwood]
{(:-) wearing toupee
{0-) Cyclops
{8-} grinning mischievously (or just charmingly) [Jeffrey Deutsch]
{:-) hair parted in the middle
{:-) new hair style
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-) wearing a toupee
{:-{)} new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{:^=( Adolph Hitler
{= for messages about housing [Richard Treitel,
{{-}}} refugee from the '60's
{} 'no comment'
| for bike fleet messages [Richard Treitel,
|) salamander
|-( asleep with nightmares [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
|-( late at night
|-( yawn [RICHH]
|-) Chinese
|-) Same as :-) but poster is Oriental [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
|-) asleep (boredom)
|-) hee hee
|-<> kissy face
|-D ho ho
|-I sleeping
|-O birth
|-O bored
|-O yawning/snoring
|-P reaction to unusually ugly C code [The Grey Wolf]
|-P yuk
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) heavy eyebrows
|:-O (no explanation given)
|:-| excessively rigid
|:[' Groucho Marx
|I asleep
|^o snoring
|| for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles [Richard
Treitel,
||*( handshake offered
||*) handshake accepted
|~( "Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
}-) a wry grin [Howard Chu]
}:-( bull headed
}:-( toupee in an updraft
}:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-) wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-< cat
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
double-chin
}:~#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
double-chin
}}\/=oo---oo Crash! semi-truck after collision [Michael Cook]
~ :-( particularly angry
~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it."
[David J. Rood]
~'v (profile) has long bangs
~:-( net.flame
~= a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~== flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle)
[figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
~M`'~ camel
~~:-( net.flame
~~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~c___ beach [Kenneth P. Brooks,
~~~~8} snake
~~~~~8} snake
~~~~~:> person in a transporter beam [David J. Rood]
~~~~~> photon [David J. Rood]
So det war´s vom Mars.... Alles klar
Euer Juergen Poehler